🎸 JSM June Challenge #1: Unleash your inner Atlassian rockstar

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Happy JSM June, y’all!

This month is a chance for you to learn more about Jira Service Management and have fun while doing so. This is the first challenge of the month, and by participating, you will earn a JSM June badge :).

To get inspiration for the first challenge, watch these videos about High Velocity, Jira Service Management’s heavy metal band:

So, without further ado, here’s Challenge #1:

• Write lyrics to your own song about ITSM/ITOps/ESM etc.,

• Create cover art for your own ITSM/ITOps/ESM cover band, OR

• Dress up as your favorite rockstar and upload a photo of yourself tagged with your ITSM/ITOps/ESM singer/band name

To get your creative juices flowing, here are some heavy metal lyrics written by Jira Service Management’s product team:

Times with JSM

Verse 1
I, I'm a marketing hotshot
I'm the one that needs those fancy

workflows for my jam

Verse 2
I, I'm an HR Admin
I’m busy onboarding

all these new hires

Chorus

It's times like these you need JSM
It's times like these you need your IT friends
It's times like these we work together well
It's times like these, times with JSM

Verse 3

I, I’m from corporate finance
I badly need to

stay on top of all my tasks

Verse 4

I, I’m a facilities manager

I like to know what

my team is working on

Chorus
It's times like these you need JSM
It's times like these you need your IT friends
It's times like these we work together well
It's times like these, times with JSM

[Daniel Ebers]

Writing lyrics is nothing I can come up with but the members of the high velocity band were spotted on stage :)

[Bridget]

@Daniel Ebers this is amazing!!! A JSM work of art!!

[Dave Liao]

@Bridget - my contribution for a badge!

We fought 'em hard, we fought 'em well
Out on the plains we gave 'em hell
But many came, too much for our SLAs
Oh, will we ever fulfill our requests without delays?

But with help from JSM's Automations
We routed the right requests to the right warriors
And lived to fight again another day

Yeahhhhhhhh 🤘

[Ash Pitt]

@Bridget I have butchered a classic. I feel awful. But I am a sucker for badges....

Today is gonna be the day
That I'm gonna get back to you
By now you should've somehow
Realized in my comment that I'm now waiting on you
I don't believe that anybody
Feels the need to resolve your issue like I do now

And all the flows we have configured are working
And all the simple events are automating
There are many things that I
Would like to say to you but I don't have to

So really
This issue will be solved by me
And after all
You're issue is now reso-o-olved

[Bridget]

@Dave Liao I am cracking up hahaha very well done!!! 😭

[Bridget]

@Ash Pitt this is brilliant!!! Such a classic (and maybe one that begs to be butchered...) I think you have a career as a lyricist in your future. 🎸

[Brant Schroeder]

@Bridget used Immigrant Song by Led Zeppelin to put my lyrics to.

[Chorus]
Ahh! Ahh!
We come from the land of technology
From the cloud where data flows

[Verse 1]
The questions of our customers
Will drive us to new heights
To succeed we must be responsive to their needs
ITSM, I am coming

[Refrain]
On we work with JSM to the best
Our only goal will be to meet their needs

[Chorus]
Ahh! Ahh!
We come from the land of technology
From the cloud where data flows

[Verse 2]
How many questions will come in
We will never know
Our knowledge base is robust
And answers more and more

[Refrain]
On we work with JSM to the best
Our only goal will be to meet their needs

[Chorus]
Ahh! Ahh!
We come from the land of technology
From the cloud where data flows

[Verse 3]
Our SLAs help us improve
To ensure customer satisfaction
They submit reviews

[Ajay _view26_]

@Brant Schroeder  ! I wish a Sound clip was also attached to listen and rockon ! Awesome lyrics ..

To join the party, here is a high velocity cover screen which I sketched...

[Andres Esteban Sabatini]

Might not be creative enough but the color palette getting along with the idea of high velocity made me think about this guy in a split second

[Andres Esteban Sabatini]

Might not be creative enough but the color palette getting along with the idea of high velocity made me think about this guy in a split second

[Ignacio Vera]

I used Let there be rock by ACDC but in my case is Let there be flow!

In the beginning
Back in progress
PO didn't know 'bout automation
And all that flow 

The customer had the requirement
The partner had the knowledge
No one knew what they was gonna do
But Atlassian had the news, they said

Let there be triggers, and there was triggers
Let there be condition, and there was condition
Let there be branch, there was branch
Let there be action, there was action
Oh, let there be flow!

[Patricia Francezi]

If you are not young as me, you may remember them! LOL 

I hope it fits for purpose (in ITIL V3 memory)

[Bridget]

I love this @Patricia Francezi :) 

[Linda Milne_Togetha Group_]

Nope, this one has me beat. Not one of my skills!!