SaaSJet Advent Calendar — The Postcards We Never Sent
Dear Work Item, we’ve been through a lot…
You were born in chaos,
assigned three times,
re-estimated five,
and somehow… still not Done.
Meanwhile, life kept moving on:
👶 Age 22. I’m a young, ambitious PM, full of hope. I believe in processes, deadlines, and the perfect team.
You appeared in the backlog — tiny, harmless, almost cute.
🧑‍💼 Age 25. I moved to a new city, changed my hair color, finally started taking vitamins.
You changed assignees three times, switched priorities twice, and jumped into a new epic.
But your status? Eternally "In Progress." A permanent fixture.
👨‍👩‍👧 Age 30. I sent my kids to school, learned how to meditate, rediscovered the magic of 8 hours of sleep.
You spawned a subtask. And another. Plus a 17-line developer comment reading “almost fixed.”
🧓 Age 40+. My friends send me back-pain memes and ask when I’m finally taking a vacation.
You’re still here. Honestly, you’ve lived in my backlog long enough to apply for residency.
My Dear,
I’ve survived project pivots, team reshuffles, and methodology fads. But you — you’re my constant. And honestly… I still believe that one day I’ll press “Done.”
Mariia_Domska_SaaSJet
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