Friday fun: Friday pun

[Mike Clarke]

Recently I dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange fizzy drink.
...but it was only a Fanta Sea

[Andy - PTC Redundant]

hahaha!!! 😆🤣👏🏆

[Andy - PTC Redundant]

Well wood you believe it!?!? This pun has me "barking" mad 😉

[Andy - PTC Redundant]

I am seriously ridiculous.... here's the latest one I came up with.
#BonkersBarker 🦀🤪💥

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[Don't worry! I'll see myself out...]

[Alison]

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little w(h)ine. 

[Andy - PTC Redundant]

A steak pun is a rare medium well done!
🥩🙈

[Dan Walker]

Jokes like that, you'll be for the chop...

[Dan Walker]

Tuesday, Dad joke time...

[Mike Clarke]

I refused to believe that my wife got fired as a road worker for theft but when I get home, the signs were there

[Kat Warner]

🤣

[Andy - PTC Redundant]

Hahahaha!! 😂🤣

[Mike Clarke]

I got fired from the keyboard factory today...

....they said I wasn't putting in enough shifts

[Andy - PTC Redundant]

BWUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! @Mike Clarke You totally slayed me this morning!! 😂🤣🌟👏

[Mike Clarke]

My sister didn't believe me when I said that I could build a car from nothing but spaghetti....

...you should have seen her face when I drove pasta 

[Mike Clarke]

Working from home has helped me realise how much I love my furniture...

.....My recliner and I go way back

[Dan Walker]

hahaha, did you hear about that guy on instagram that caught the virus?

He's an influenza.... 

[Mike Clarke]

In a race to reduce the spread of COVID-19 Finland has closed its borders...

....this means no one will cross the Finnish Line

[Mike Clarke]

A dog's tale

[Mike Clarke]

Last night my wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it...

...we had a few drinks, turns out he's a great guy, wants to be a web developer

[Mike Clarke]

Why should you act quickly in a flood? ....

...because it's an emergent sea

[elizabeth_jones]

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?

Take away their little brooms. 

[Makarand Gomashe]

Some I had read recently:

1. REMOTE Pun
   "When I lose the TV controller, it's always hidden in some remote destination."
2. From a Student at School:
   "My math teacher called me average. How mean!"

[Marjorie]

 joining in

[Suvradip Paul]

This is real fun! Loved all previous ones. Here is quite a common one we used during college days - Psychotherapist is one word.

[Dan Breyen]

Oh my goodness.  I'm laughing up a storm.  I can only imagine how much more I'd be laughing with a few whiskys in me.