Imagine, if you will, an extraordinarily complex machine.
Tubes. Wires. Lights. Buzzers. Whirly bits. Pokey bits. Imagine a device as big as a room or as small as a book. Powered by pedals, or engines, or light.
You have spent your entire life researching and testing for this small moment when you push the big, red button. They said you could never do it, but you have!
This machine that you created has only ONE TASK, to wipe a single food item from the face of the planet.
This amazing feat of science will cease to function the instant you have chosen, and that despicable food item can never be recreated. What have you chosen to erase with the Destructo5000? Will you punish the world and remove Pizza? Or worse!?
We've completed another revolution around the sun, my friends! New Year's eve is a time to reminisce about the past and resolve to learn better and do better in the future. With these things in mind...
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