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Recently I dreamed of swimming in an ocean of orange fizzy drink.
...but it was only a Fanta Sea

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hahaha!!! πŸ˜†πŸ€£πŸ‘πŸ†

Well wood you believe it!?!? This pun has me "barking" mad πŸ˜‰

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I am seriously ridiculous.... here's the latest one I came up with.
#BonkersBarker πŸ¦€πŸ€ͺπŸ’₯


@Bridget is the Community Manager responsible for Atlassian Authors in the online Community environment. She is also an amazingly talented artist. This means that all the Authors of Community are producing...

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Hahahahahahahahahah ! ! ! ! ! !πŸ˜‚πŸ˜†πŸ€£

[Don't worry! I'll see myself out...]

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Alison Atlassian Team Feb 07, 2020

What did the grape say when the elephant stepped on it?

Nothing, it just let out a little w(h)ine. 

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A steak pun is a rare medium well done!
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Jokes like that, you'll be for the chop...

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Tuesday, Dad joke time...

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I refused to believe that my wife got fired as a road worker for theft but when I get home, the signs were there

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Kat Marketplace Partner Feb 18, 2020

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Hahahaha!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

I got fired from the keyboard factory today...

 

 

 

....they said I wasn't putting in enough shifts

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BWUHAHAHAHAH!!!!!! @Mike Clarke You totally slayed me this morning!! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸŒŸπŸ‘

My sister didn't believe me when I said that I could build a car from nothing but spaghetti....

 

 

...you should have seen her face when I drove pasta 

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Working from home has helped me realise how much I love my furniture...

 

 

.....My recliner and I go way back

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hahaha, did you hear about that guy on instagram that caught the virus?

 

He's an influenza.... 

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In a race to reduce the spread of COVID-19 Finland has closed its borders...

 

....this means no one will cross the Finnish Line

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Last night my wife told me to take a spider out instead of killing it...

 

 

 

...we had a few drinks, turns out he's a great guy, wants to be a web developer

 

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Why should you act quickly in a flood? ....

 

...because it's an emergent sea

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elizabeth_jones Community Leader Oct 12, 2020

How do you stop Canadian bacon from curling in your pan?

Take away their little brooms. 

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Some I had read recently:

  1. REMOTE Pun
    "
    When I lose the TV controller, it's always hidden in some remote destination."
  2. From a Student at School:
    "My math teacher called me average. How mean!"
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This is real fun! Loved all previous ones. Here is quite a common one we used during college days - Psychotherapist is one word.

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