Are you "picking up" what Confluence is putting down? ❤️

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❤️ Ahhhh, February, the month of loooove. ❤️ The Confluence team wanted to share a little love we have for you. And what better way to do that than…well…pick up lines. We’ll do you one better – these are Confluence pick up lines!

If we don’t have you sold on how much we love you from our sincere pickup lines, we’ll prove it to you another way – free stuff 💸 !

Comment below and tweet us @Confluence on Twitter with your favorite pick-up line from this list for a chance to win swag 👕 .

Can’t wait to see your votes!

[Mike Rathwell]

I feel like Jira is being left out of the love here what with various Link Types

[Mike Rathwell]

I do have to say that, of that list, the "You are my favorite feature" is my favorite, however.

[Dave Liao]

@Brittany Sudlow - Automation rule: "If the reporter is you, then send over a cup of coffee" ☕

@Mike Rathwell - agreed! Maybe... "you UNBLOCK me"? 💙

[Daniel Eads]

In my heart, there's a space for you!

[Dave Liao]

@Daniel Eads - ooh, that's a good one.

[Jenn Riek]

@Dave Liao thanks for commenting! You've been selected to receive a gift code to our Atlassian swag store in honor of Confluence's Customer Love Month. Please email me at jriek@atlassian.com to claim your code. 

[Prashant Sangappa Shivashimpi]

Hi @Brittany Sudlow ,

This is really nice to know about Love Month for wonderful collaboration tool Confluence..!

I would say Confluence has great Influence in My Life.. 

BR,

Prashant.

[zach]

"I'd like to Expedite this relationship ❤️"

[Laurens Coppens]

"I could watch you all day" #stalkermode❤️

[Joe Pursel]

Can I call @Brittany Sudlow  you?

[Kat Warner]

There was a Summit t-shirt a few years ago with a bunch of pick-up lines on it.

I was not able to find a photo of it but I did stumble across an Tumblr page of Jira pick-up lines - https://jirapickuplines.tumblr.com/ 

 Girl you looking for a sprint or an epic? - Jamie Martin 

[Jonathan Smith]

"I'd like to save you for later"

"I see you visited my profile, but I don't have any notifications yet." 

[Tanya C]

Oh table, how much do I love the? Let me number your rows.  

[Jonathan Smith]

I have to index my mind because you are all over the place.

[Rob Horan]

Why don't we transition to my place and get some resolution?

[Dave Liao]

This entire thread makes me mildly uncomfortable, but it's worth the laughs. 😜

+100 points to everyone for the creative and on-and-off colored pick up lines.

[Jenn Riek]

@Tanya CYou've been selected to receive a gift code to our Atlassian swag store in honor of Confluence's Customer Love Month. Please email me at jriek@atlassian.com to claim your code. 

[Fadoua]

I found you through my non-stop "live search", and promise to have a lot for our "Children Display" 

[Helder Miguel Alves Magalhães]

Will you... your life with me? 💍 😍

#Proposal

[Fabian A. Lopez (Community Leader - Argentina, Florida, California)]

Your content in the right hands... forget the graveyard of documents... stand-alone documents, are you still using that?

[Jonathan Smith]

Ok.. last one ;)

[Jenn Riek]

@Helder Miguel Alves Magalhães thanks for the awesome pickup line! You've been selected to receive a gift code to our Atlassian swag store in honor of Confluence's Customer Love Month. Please email me at jriek@atlassian.com to claim your code. 

[Jenn Riek]

@Rob Horan thanks for the awesome pickup line! You've been selected to receive a gift code to our Atlassian swag store in honor of Confluence's Customer Love Month. Please email me at jriek@atlassian.com to claim your code. 

[Esther Ovie]

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

[Valerie Palmer]

There are   on my heart and I'd to in my for you.