Are you "picking up" what Confluence is putting down? ❤️

❤️ Ahhhh, February, the month of loooove. ❤️ The Confluence team wanted to share a little love we have for you. And what better way to do that than…well…pick up lines. We’ll do you one better – these are Confluence pick up lines!

If we don’t have you sold on how much we love you from our sincere pickup lines, we’ll prove it to you another way – free stuff 💸 !

Comment below and tweet us @Confluence on Twitter with your favorite pick-up line from this list for a chance to win swag 👕 .

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Can’t wait to see your votes!

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Mike Rathwell
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February 9, 2021

I feel like Jira is being left out of the love here what with various Link Types

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Mike Rathwell
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February 9, 2021

I do have to say that, of that list, the "You are my favorite feature" is my favorite, however.

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Dave Liao
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February 9, 2021

@Brittany Sudlow - Automation rule: "If the reporter is you, then send over a cup of coffee" ☕

@Mike Rathwell - agreed! Maybe... "you UNBLOCK me"? 💙

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Daniel Eads
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February 9, 2021

In my heart, there's a space for you!

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Dave Liao
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February 9, 2021

@Daniel Eads - ooh, that's a good one.

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Jenn Riek
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February 9, 2021

@Dave Liao thanks for commenting! You've been selected to receive a gift code to our Atlassian swag store in honor of Confluence's Customer Love Month. Please email me at jriek@atlassian.com to claim your code. 

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Prashant Sangappa Shivashimpi February 10, 2021

Hi @Brittany Sudlow ,

 

This is really nice to know about Love Month for wonderful collaboration tool Confluence..!

I would say Confluence has great Influence in My Life.. 

BR,

Prashant.

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zach February 10, 2021

"I'd like to Expedite this relationship ❤️"

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Laurens Coppens
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February 10, 2021

"I could watch you all day" #stalkermode❤️

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Joe Pursel February 10, 2021

Can I call @Brittany Sudlow  you?

Kat Warner
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February 10, 2021

There was a Summit t-shirt a few years ago with a bunch of pick-up lines on it.

 

I was not able to find a photo of it but I did stumble across an Tumblr page of Jira pick-up lines - https://jirapickuplines.tumblr.com/ 

 Girl you looking for a sprint or an epic? - Jamie Martin 
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Jonathan Smith
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February 10, 2021

"I'd like to save you for later"

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"I see you visited my profile, but I don't have any notifications yet.




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Tanya C February 10, 2021

Oh table, how much do I love the? Let me number your rows.  

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Jonathan Smith
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February 10, 2021

I have to index my mind because you are all over the place.

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Rob Horan
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February 11, 2021

Why don't we transition to my place and get some resolution?

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Dave Liao
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February 11, 2021

This entire thread makes me mildly uncomfortable, but it's worth the laughs. 😜

+100 points to everyone for the creative and on-and-off colored pick up lines.

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Jenn Riek
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February 11, 2021

@Tanya CYou've been selected to receive a gift code to our Atlassian swag store in honor of Confluence's Customer Love Month. Please email me at jriek@atlassian.com to claim your code. 

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Fadoua
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February 11, 2021

I found you through my non-stop "live search", and promise to have a lot for our "Children Display" 

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Helder Miguel Alves Magalhães February 12, 2021

Will you... Share.png your life with me? 💍 😍

#Proposal

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Fabian A. Lopez (Community Leader - Argentina, Florida, California)
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February 12, 2021

Your content in the right hands... forget the graveyard of documents... stand-alone documents, are you still using that?

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Jonathan Smith
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February 12, 2021

Ok.. last one ;)

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Jenn Riek
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February 16, 2021

@Helder Miguel Alves Magalhães thanks for the awesome pickup line! You've been selected to receive a gift code to our Atlassian swag store in honor of Confluence's Customer Love Month. Please email me at jriek@atlassian.com to claim your code. 

Jenn Riek
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February 18, 2021

@Rob Horan thanks for the awesome pickup line! You've been selected to receive a gift code to our Atlassian swag store in honor of Confluence's Customer Love Month. Please email me at jriek@atlassian.com to claim your code. 

Esther Ovie
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February 24, 2021

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together

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Valerie Palmer February 25, 2021

There are   No restrictions.PNGon my heart and I'dLike.PNG to create space.PNGin my Home.PNGfor you. 

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