If the only power a Scrum Master has is ceremonies + reporting, expect ceremonies + reporting. And a ton of resentment.
That’s how you end up with your Scrum Master policing Jira fields.
Not removing impediments. Not changing anything. Just… auditing.
I saw a rant from an engineer who’s on their “n-th” Scrum Master.
The pattern was painfully familiar:
Great at pointing out “numbers not matching”
Bad at fixing the actual system
Retros turn into therapy
Nothing gets actioned
Nobody pushes back on nonsense (including the team’s nonsense)
And most of the time, it’s not even the Scrum Master’s fault.
This role only works when the Scrum Master is allowed to actually change things.
Not just host meetings and report numbers.
A good Scrum Master is not a meeting host. They are an impediment remover.
Meaning they should be doing things like:
Turning “retro complaints” into owned actions with dates, and following up next sprint.
Cut the status theater. Default to async updates. Use meetings for decisions and unblocking.
When random work gets injected mid-sprint, force the tradeoff. “What’s getting dropped?” is the question that saves teams.
Use metrics to spot bottlenecks, not to shame people. If cycle time is bad, cool. Now go fix what’s causing it.
If your Scrum Master cannot do those things, your org has neutered the role.
And then everyone argues about Scrum forever, because that’s easier than changing incentives.
Let’s not do another year of Agile Theater.
Evan Fishman - Quely for Jira
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