🎄 Advent Calendar Day 24: The Ghost of Christmas Quick Fixes Past

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“Peace, harmony, and no ‘quick fixes’ before release.
Dreams, of course. But it's a holiday.”

On the night of December 24th, the office was quiet. Slack was calm. Jira boards stood still. CI pipelines hummed softly in the background.

Only one light was still on.

Alex (you can replace this name with whoever in your team “just needs five more minutes”) was staring at the release branch, whispering the most dangerous words in software history:

“It’s just a tiny quick fix… I’ll push it and go.”

And that’s when it happened.

The laptop screen flickered. The terminal blinked. And out of the glowing build log emerged…

The Ghost of Christmas Quick Fixes Past

Scene 1: The “Tiny Change” That Broke Login

The ghost snapped its fingers, and Alex suddenly saw last year’s December release.

Same office. Same date. Same exhausted face.
A Jira ticket: “Small improvement to login validation”.
One quick change, no big deal. “Won’t even need QA; it’s trivial.”

Then the flashback fast-forwarded:

• Deploy goes live.
• Suddenly: support tickets.
• Then: “I can’t log in.”
• Then: “Wait, no one can log in.”
  
  

The “tiny improvement” forgot that some customers still used old accounts, edge-case domains, or strange characters in emails. The validation was “better” — but only for people who no longer existed in real life.

Result: Panic. Rollback. Slack channel on fire. Everyone in a call they didn’t want to be in, wearing sweaters they didn’t enjoy, in front of food they didn’t get to eat.

The ghost raised an eyebrow.

“Remember this one?”

Alex swallowed.

          “Okay, yeah. That was… not ideal.”

Scene 2: The Hotfix That Became a 3 AM Deployment

The ghost waved its hand again.

Different year. Same pattern.

This time, it wasn’t even a feature. Just a “quick hotfix” to solve a minor regression:

• “We’ll push it now, before dinner.”
• “We don’t need to overthink it.”
• “Worst case, we just revert.”
  
  

Cut to:

• Unexpected side effect in another service.
• Monitoring alerts.
• Ops dragged back online.
• The “hotfix” requiring… another hotfix.
• Release notes that basically read: “We fixed something we broke trying to fix something else.”
  
  

At 3 AM, someone finally typed:

“Okay, it’s stable enough. Let’s go to sleep.”

Stable enough.
That’s how low the bar slipped.

The ghost turned to Alex:

“Peace, harmony, and no ‘quick fixes’ before release.
Dreams, of course. But was that dream really so unrealistic… compared to this?”

Alex winced.

Scene 3: The “One Line” CSS Fix That Ate Safari

Final scene.

Back to a design review.
Someone noticed a button 3 pixels off. That’s all.

“It’s literally one line of CSS.”
“We don’t need to create a ticket for that.”
“Let’s just push it before we go home.”

The ghost hit play.

• The “one line” was used in a shared class.
• That shared class was used in lots of places.
• Most importantly: Safari decided to interpret that one line like it had a personal vendetta.
  
  

Buttons disappeared, layout broke, modals misaligned.
Internal chat started:

• “Is checkout broken for some users?”
• “Why does it look fine in Chrome but cursed in Safari?”
• “Who touched the CSS?”

No one wanted to admit it was “just me, fixing something tiny before heading out.”

The Ghost Makes Its Point

The Ghost of Christmas Quick Fixes Past paused the montage and looked at Alex:

“You are not cursed.
You are not uniquely unlucky.
You are just human. And humans are very bad at estimating the blast radius of ‘quick fixes’ when they are tired and already half out the door.”

Alex sighed.

“So what, I never touch anything after code freeze? Ever?”

The ghost shrugged.

“You can choose drama, or you can choose peace.
But if you say you want peace, harmony, and no ‘quick fixes’ before release…
maybe, just for today, you actually mean it.”

This Year’s Resolution: No Ghosts, No “Just One More Commit”

The ghost faded, and Alex found themself back in front of the laptop.
Same branch. Same code. Same temptation.

Only now, the picture was clearer:

• That task can wait.
• That “tiny fix” will still be there after the holidays.
• The world won’t implode if the button stays 3 pixels off until January.

Choosing not to touch the release on December 24th isn’t a lack of dedication. It’s choosing future sanity over present ego.

Peace and harmony in software rarely come from heroic last-minute changes. They come from boring habits:

• Code freeze that is actually a freeze.
• QA that is actually listened to.
• “No” being a valid answer to “Can we just push this today?”
  
  

So this year, instead of ghost stories about last-minute fixes gone wrong, maybe we get:

• Quiet monitoring.
• A calm on-call.
• A Slack channel with more GIFs than alerts.

Wild, right?

Christmas Greetings from the SaaSJet Team 🎁

If you’ve followed our Advent calendar all the way here — through haunted Confluence pages, eternal “In Progress” tickets, mystery tasks with no descriptions, and now the Ghost of Christmas Quick Fixes Past — thank you. 💙

We know real life isn’t as simple as “just don’t touch production.”
There are deadlines, customers, and urgent bugs that really are urgent.

But just for today, we hope you get a little bit of what we’ve been joking about all month:

• A bit more peace than panic
• A bit more harmony than chaos
• And absolutely no “quick fixes” before release…
  
  

Dreams, of course. But it’s a holiday. We’re allowed to dream.

From all of us at SaaSJet:
🎄 Merry Christmas, happy holidays, and may your logs be boring and your releases uneventful.

See you in the new year — rested, caffeinated, and (hopefully) without any new ghosts. 👻✨