My company is small, yet mighty so most of these are covered by just a few of us!
- ⌛ Resolve incidents the quickest, even major incidents - Jared!
- ☕ Let Atlassian Intelligence do all the hard work for them as they sip a cappuccino - definitely me :)
- 🎥 Name their virtual agent after a character from a movie or tv show - Also me...
- 📚 Review and refresh their knowledge base more frequently than getting their inbox to 0 - Kaitlin
- 💥 Be the first person on an incident response bridge - Me
- 📄 Write the most comprehensive and clear documentation for their team - Me or Kaitlin
- 🦸🏻♀️ Be the team’s hero by preventing incidents before they occur - Jared
- 🧘♀️ Offer the most patient and effective support during high-stress incidents - Kaitlin
- 😴 Automate tasks so well they have time for a midday siesta - Me
- 🧠 the calmest and most helpful Jira expert for all their team’s questions - Me
- 🧹 Create SLAs for their household chores - Me
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