You know what a scary product manager does? 👻
They shove absolutely every feature they can imagine into one single product. In our case, Diagram Git Markdown HTML PlantUML Mermaid LaTeX Swagger UML has gotten so much functionality, we ran out of space for anything other than keywords in the name:

What was I thinking…

So the team decided to punish me. In the spirit of Oktoberfest, I put on a Dirndl and tried to talk about all the various features in our app…
While holding two giant steins of apple juice with my arms outstretched (official stein holding rules are here). Watch the video to see how I did: