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Welcome Wednesday: Let's build a story together!

Jimmy Seddon

Happy Wednesday Everyone!

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I thought of something slightly different to do today. We are going to build a story one sentence at a time. I'll start with a beginning prompt. Then, as a response ad a single sentence to our story. If this works out, we should have something entertaining by the end.

"Once upon a time, there was a very kind and helpful Jira Administrator."

Ok it's up to all of you to help fill in the details.

Have a great rest of the week!

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Jimmy Seddon

Let's give a big welcome to all the new members to the Community! We'd love to hear from you too!

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Jimmy Seddon

Let's give a big welcome to all the new members to the Community! We'd love to hear from you too!

@艳王 @Aaron Clough @Abbas Sandouk @Adam Mitchell @Amie Walton @Sil Medina @Andre Oliveira @Anelia Gagova @angelaaa @Araz.Valizada @Arthur Yakumo @Arto Saari @Auto _ General Admin @Ayub Basha Kanekal @Bouke Johannes Kaaks @Brett Mason @Bruna Appelt @Bruno Rodriguez @[deleted] @carellano @Carlos Rivera @Cat Mumumu @Charles Kingston @Charlu Ricafuente @clockworknet @Dale Binkley @Daniel Perdiguero @David @David Gorton @Derrick Robinson @[deleted] @Edvinas Paplauskas @Efi Ovadia @Enrico Tinner @Erwin Sloboda @Farah Shah @flavio-alberti @Francisco @Gunsa @Gustavo Cardozo @Günter Zöchbauer @Hampus Lindgren @Hayley Wang @ilhami keskin @James Bickerton @James Maljaars @Jaswanth Boyidi name @Jeffrey Fox @[deleted] @joanne mekedehoun

Fun Man Andy

Once upon a time, there was a very kind and helpful Jira Administrator...

and they had the most flawless, well organized Jira in the world and their name was...

Thorhalla Gudmundsdottir Beck

Once upon a time, there was a very kind and helpful Jira Administrator...

and they had the most flawless, well organized Jira in the world and their name was...

Tate Gunn but everybody called him 'Tater' after his favourite snack.

Patrícia Fortunato Montenegro

Tate was always very focused on Jira and adjusting
with all the punctual details about your team, so much so that...

Dave Rosenlund (Trundl)

You would frequently find him at the bar after work. Luckily...

unknown

Hi there! I am a Salesforce Product Manager and looking to find ways to make JIRA more efficient for product management and roadmaps.

Dave Rosenlund (Trundl)

Hi, @[deleted]. Welcome to the community! May I suggest you start a new thread on that topic in the Jira topic group? I worry it will get lost in this thread

Taranjeet Singh

Luckily, the bartender, who was his close friend, had also worked as a Jira Administrator in his past role.

Dave LIAO

The bartender was famous for making a drink called the Full Re-Index, so powerful it would stop you in your tracks. But Tater could drink three Full Re-Indexes in a single night...

John Funk

The next morning, Tater would enjoy time with his children. He and the Tater tots would scrounge the beach looking for ....

Jack Brickey

Idle Jira users to clean up. They worked tirelessly until just before sunset deactivating these users access. With that job and out of the way, they headed back to their car when they stumbled upon a lamp. Rubbing the lamp, to clean away the dirt and grime, suddenly an Opsgenie appeared. Opsgenie declared...

Kristján Geir Mathiesen

Story points. You see, Tater was a recycle kind of person so he felt that by collecting story points on the beach, he were contributing to...

Jimmy Seddon

... a better experience for all of the users, including all of his friends on the Atlassian Community!

Thank you to everyone who participated an made for this to be a fun and entertaining experiment!

Siti Nur Atikah

Hello, this is my first time using this platform and learn more about Atlassian products

Dave LIAO

Looking forward to meeting Tater at Team '22!

And who knows what's in a Full Re-Index. Jeppson's Malort? 🍻

Michaela Staffova

Darn it, I did not make it here in time to participate. 😢

Love the idea of building a story together, @Jimmy Seddon , bravissimo! 👏

Tuncay Senturk _Snapbytes_

Wow, what a great story! 👏

Too bad, I missed it.

Jimmy Seddon

Welcome to the Community @Siti Nur Atikah!

Jimmy Seddon

@Michaela Staffova @Tuncay Senturk _Snapbytes_ not to worry! Based on how successful this one was, we will absolutely do this one again in the future!

Fun Man Andy

What an epic Story!! Great initiative @Jimmy Seddon and well done everyone! Great creative skills

M Amine

Great story @Jimmy Seddon

Andy Gladstone

Wrap up...

Once upon a time, there was a very kind and helpful Jira Administrator, and they had the most flawless, well organized Jira in the world and their name was Tate Gunn but everybody called him 'Tater' after his favourite snack.

Tate was always very focused on Jira and adjusting with all the punctual details about your team, so much so that you would frequently find him at the bar after work.

Luckily, the bartender, who was his close friend, had also worked as a Jira Administrator in his past role. The bartender was famous for making a drink called the Full Re-Index, so powerful it would stop you in your tracks. But Tater could drink three Full Re-Indexes in a single night.

The next morning, Tater would enjoy time with his children. He and the Tater tots would scrounge the beach looking for Idle Jira users to clean up. They worked tirelessly until just before sunset deactivating these users access. With that job and out of the way, they headed back to their car when they stumbled upon a lamp. Rubbing the lamp, to clean away the dirt and grime, suddenly an Opsgenie appeared.

Opsgenie declared story points. You see, Tater was a recycle kind of person so he felt that by collecting story points on the beach, he were contributing to a better experience for all of the users, including all of his friends on the Atlassian Community!

Fun Man Andy

I love this... !!! ❤️👏

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