Jessica Hale Atlassian Team

Let’s get one thing straight: I am finished. Fatigued. Kaput. I am absolutely, unequivocally done onboarding new teammates the old way. 😤 Now, if you ask my manager, she’ll tell you I’m “rolling out a scalable onboarding process to maximize team efficiency.” (Bless her for buying it.) But here, among friends, I’ll confess:…