Friday Fun: On this day in 2118

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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE
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Atlassian releases new Holographic Business Office

(Sydney, Australia - January 18, 2118) - Atlassian is pleased to announce it's release of Holographic Office 1.0.

Atlassian has always been at the forefront of technology and ahead of its competition, and with Amazon and similar services now delivering your daily toilet paper allotment and hot, freshly cooked meals, not to mention VR replacing "outside" in general, we know people are ready to live their lives in the comfort of their own bed. Atlassian is once again ahead of the curve by bringing the office out of your VR headset and into your home, with new state of the art holographic technology. Now you can share your bed with your whole office!

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Alright, so this press release is pretty unlikely (we dearly hope so anyway), but just for fun, what new products or features would you like to see Atlassian releasing in the next 100 years?

Monique vdB

Haha this is brilliant. Are you a sci-fi writer in your spare time?  

My first thought was also attending meetings via hologram (because to me, Atlassian = team).  But maybe we can all upload our brains into AI hologram avatars who can attend meetings for us, while we relax on the beach with a cocktail. 🍹