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You may remember, not so long ago, that together we invented the most evil of machines:
The Destructo5000!
The effects of missing Durian rippled over nations. Complete chaos as goat cheese suddenly vanishes, leaving France on the brink of war.
Despite the destruction we've wreaked, we press on. Recent advances in science and technology have once again laughed in the face of what is possible and allowed us the opportunity to replicate any one object without limit!
Do you use your power for good? Do you hoard your newest discovery for yourself?
Comment below and let the Miscellaneous Monday begin!
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Goat cheese, here here!
I enjoy the consideration you put into shipping concerns and collapsing the world economy.
Okay I'm thinking a carbon-capture device like this one in Switzerland. Since the problem is that they are expensive, I will sell them on a sliding scale to every country in the world, both saving the planet and making myself rich. I can use the money to do more good in the world, but also buy myself a baller hot tub.
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