Friday fun: What’s your plan in the event of a zombie apocalypse?

[Shaun Sheehan]

I would move up to my ski club in the mountains! Fewer people = (hopefully) fewer Zombies.  Plus, I'm thinking the ice and snow on the sloes might thwart them... 

[Jeff Tillett]

Since I love to camp, and I am active with scouts, my plan would be to just go on vacation. :)

I would probably take my travel trailer and go find Rachel and her husband and set up camp. 

Sounds like a great excuse for an extended vacation. :)

PS. Thanks @Mike Cannon-Brookes for popping in and having some fun with us out here in the community. You are a rock star!

[Rachel Wright]

Come south @Jeff Tillett !  We're hiding (from the snow...and maybe zombies) in Florida.

Maybe we can convince @Jay to hop in his rig and join us.  :)

I totally love this thread!  Really fun discussion.

[Panos Kouvelis]

That's actually one of the best answers I ever heard for a very popular question, kudos sir!

I offer my fishing skills to join the party.

[Deepanshu Natani]

I will join @Jimmy Seddon , @Jodi LeBlanc and @Mandy Ross . They have already made plans enough to survive. And yes, I will also assist @Alice with updating her Trello board :-D

[Alice]

@Deepanshu Natani thank you! I'l be happy to get some help 😄

[Panos Kouvelis]

Probably setup a next-gen Jira project, invite shareholders to co-create a roadmap with the survival MVP epics and then start packing!

After all, we all have Jira Cloud in our smartphones...

Also we don't need to worry on updating our customer facing support. It's self-serve using answers in Confluence.

That's like a commercial right?

Second part of the commercial shows a world clean of zombies and me publishing a retrospect with reports in Confluence.

But seriously now, if I was on the side of the survivors, it would be nice to have access to military vehicles with enough fuel and ammo.

:-P

[edwin vasquez]

Find an Island that has a Costco or Sams! They have everything you need  :-D

[Fernando Bordallo]

🤔I'd give a shot at becoming a half-zombie half-human. Maybe try some experiments first to see what can be done but if they are indeed the winning side, why not try to remove some of their flesh-degrading caveats? hehehe

[Tim Keyes]

Hoping that zombies cannot swim I would probably go to a nice island such as Hawaii or Australia.  Thinking of zombies reminds me of the white walkers from Game of Thrones.  Assuming the wall wasn't broken I would probably just stay south of the wall!

[Shawn Kessler]

Xmas gift for @Tim Keyes 

[Fernando Bordallo]

🤣If you get him that, I'll go stand behind him

[Jack Brickey]

I would confiscate a nice live aboard sailboat and make a go of it. I hope it comes with a captain too that can teach me the ropes. I can certainly handle the fishing, cooking, maintenance. There are some nice uninhabited islands where I can weigh anchor.

[Chris Cooke Old Street Apps]

Can't believe I missed this, but it seems an appropriate Necro post to bring back from the dead ;)

Great ideas here regarding Max Brooke's guide, cardio, and the need to be ready with supplies a few things the guides and movies often miss:

1.) Avoid guns, every round you fire brings more zombies than it kills, and you'll want to save the ammo for the living.

2.) Love the island idea, but so will other people, and you'll have a fight on your hands. I think @Jack Brickey 's onto something with a ship, but no man is an island.

3.) In post-apocalyptic Feudalism, it's going to be an arms race, with the biggest group best able to protect itself. Human's superpower is our teamwork. I'd recommend an armada of boats with a fairly flat hierarchy and a rotating council (pirates, we're becoming pirates). Raids on the land for supplies, a backup island colony elsewhere, a policy where you accept all recruits to keep growing the size of your armada, and when that gets too big to sustain on one island, split to one of the island colonies you've been scouting.

4.) Everyone wears Motorbike leathers. This isn't to look badass, it's just an extra life. I challenge any zombie to get through decent bike leathers.

[Jelan lekr]

By moving that listing and well configuring jira-utility-homes and then running startup's from the deploy directory, I was able to get setup to transport beyond this point of "can't create admin consumer all person directories are read-most effective"

[ɹǝʞɐq pɐɹq]

This is a great strategy for avoiding Zombies.

It's a little known fact that Zombies ARE in fact allergic to Spam!

Always double tap open a can of Spam if you encounter Zombies!

[leojhon]

This would be so awesome! I already have a house stocked full of food and survival gear. I’ve been watching zombie and survival movies for the past five years so I’m ready for anything. My main tactic would be to stay quiet, never leave my house, and hang out in the basement sharpening my knives. I also hope the zombies eat my neighbors. They are so annoying and their little dog always bites my ankles when I go outside. Bring on the zombie apocalypse

[Linda Milne_Togetha Group_]

We moved to the bush. Job done!!