wtf is in my cpu?

Ive noticed a bunch of weird shit on my cpu,l and my research has led me here.... who is in my cpu and why?

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Hey! Why don't you clean up your language first of all. Who do you think you are and where do you think you are. We don't need to talk like that here. Clean it up!

No offence, but asking "who is in my cpu" clearly suggest the need for some sort of medication. Asking the poor guy to clean up the language is the last thing you should do. It would be much better if you could confirm the guy: "yes, it is NSA in your CPU, it is playing checkers with CIA"

/me buys new tinfoil hat

Here is the URL for the Geek Squad ( ) contract them, I am sure they can help with your computer weirdness.



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We have no idea what this might mean.  If there's weird stuff "on your CPU", you should probably stop putting it there.  If you want real help, please give us real information about what is happening and why you think it has something to do with JIRA.

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